Baby Strikes Down Standard Bedtime Proposal
This sleep bill is a disgrace! It took Maddie all of about five minutes to turn down renewed calls for standard bedtime practices. After weeks of discussion, the parents passed the new sleep bill...
View ArticleSleep Terrorist Takes Down Parents
The monkeys made me do it! College and professional sports coaches are often quoted as saying that nothing good ever comes from a phone call that wakes them up at 3am. The same can almost be said for...
View ArticleSleep Slayer Resumes Her Wicked Ways
Sleep is for the weak! Whether it’s the new DOC headband or some diabolical conspiracy, Maddie the Sleep Slayer emerged from her lair Saturday night laying waste to all of those in her path. With her...
View ArticleDaughter Knocks Out Naptime, Demands Title Bout
Maddie training in the early days! When there’s one thing you can count on with your baby, it’s very easy to get used to. For months now, our morning naps have been a non-negotiable fact of life. Sure...
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